Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Darth Vader Robs a Fuckin' Bank
The troubled elder Skywalker who robbed a Long Island bank Thursday morning really was allied with the evil empire—just not in a galaxy far, far away. The robber allegedly threw a Yankees drawstring backpack at the teller and demanded that she fill it with money. Finally, stone cold proof!
It also turns out that the bystander who allegedly tried to hug the Dark Lord was really trying to take him down. A witness told the Post that the man attempted to reason with Vader, telling him to "stop playing around." But he apparently didn't know the power of the dark side, as Vader pulled out a gun and said, "I will shoot you in the face! This is not a joke!" The threat didn't come from the ominous James Earl Jones voice associated with the character, but a voice that sounded more like a "squeaky teenager." Can you think of anyone else who would own a full Darth Vader costume?
The string of quirky robberies this week has officials warning again that banks are too welcoming, with open space and comfy couches making robbers feel like there is less security. But Michael Smith, president of the New York Bankers Association, says they are making strides. He told the Daily News, "The fact that [in some banks] you cannot see the security so blatantly does not mean it's not there. There are numerous surveillance cameras recording footage from the minute you walk into the branch." However, cops have yet to nab Vader, who by now must be on his way to ComicCon.
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Unfortunately, he was wrong
Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion
Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.
The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.
Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."
This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.
An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.
The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.
The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.
Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”
Unfortunately, he was wrong.
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Me & my buddy Rick
That's me and my good pal, Rick Stetta, you know, no big deal. Rick is the only player in history to simultaneously hold the Professional and Amateur Pinball Association (PAPA) international title, the International Flipper Pinball Association world title, and the Pinball Expo's Flip Out title. Sports Illustrated even did an article on this guy!
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Monday, July 19, 2010
Friday, July 16, 2010
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Blatimore MARC vs. Boston T
VS
July 9, 2010, from Barbie:
The T may smell like fart, but the MARC train smells like fresh turd. Baltimore win.
Damn.
Monday, July 12, 2010
New Mexico Man Is Set On Fire by His Friends After Losing Drinking Bet
LAS CRUCES, N.M.
A 47-year-old man's friends set his prosthetic leg on fire after he lost a drinking bet, causing him to suffer severe burns to his buttocks and lower back. Dona Ana County sheriff's deputies found the man naked on the side of U.S. Route 70 with his prosthetic leg in flames. Deputies learned that the man and his friends were drinking Monday and bet that whoever drank the least would be set on fire.
The man told investigators that at six beers, he drank the least, and agreed to let his friends set him on fire.
He said his friends ignited his prosthetic leg, and the flames spread to his body.
The sheriff's office said the man took his clothes off because of the pain and his friends decided to take him to the hospital. But they got nervous and instead dropped him off on the side of the highway.
The man was taken to a Texas burn treatment center.
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Information from: the Las Cruces Sun-News, http://www.lcsun-news.com/
Kid Frankie
Wiz Khalifa uses only the finest bottled water for his bong. Also, where can I get that lighter?
