Bike kits

SERENITY NOW!

From MrXStitch

TRADE LIST!

This is just a partial list of things and it will be continually updated. But soon, it will be a comprehensive list of the stuff I want and stuff I don't want. Trades preferred, cash OK too.

WANTS

Bicyling/touring/camping
*Decent hardtail mountain bike or frame/frameset, about 20".  Braze-ons for rear rack a big plus, as I intend to use this as a general purpose trail rider and off-road touring rig
*Lightweight steel roadbike frame/frameset, 56cm-58cm.
*Camping hammock, preferably muted colors, green/black/brown, for stealthliness
*Lightweight hatchet
*Water purifier

HAVES

Bicycling/touring/camping
*KHS DJ200

Brand new, never built KHS DJ200 frame Size L and includes seatpost collar - $75 

ALL PRICES NEGOTIABLE (especially if you're buying multiple items)

Everything else in the picture is gone
2. Sugino GT crankset w/ 50 tooth chainring.  Inner mounts have been filed away, so this can only be run as a single chainring - $10
35. Cannondale road shoes - SPD-SL, size 46 (US 12).  Used a handful of times until I decided that I simply prefer mountain bike shoes.  Practically new, two velcro straps and a diadora Micro CL closure system.  Includes like-new SPD-SL cleats - $75
36. Shimano PD-M515 SPD pedals - $15
37. Shimano UltegraPD-6610 - $30

ALL PRICES NEGOTIABLE (especially if you're buying multiple items)

*Schwinn Traveler frameset with headset, stem, handlebars - Approximately 44cm center to top - $40

*Cheap tent - fits two, comes with cheap sleeping bag

Boardgames
*Runewars
*Space Hulk 3rd edition (with complete battlefoam kit)
*Labyrinth: The War on Terror
*Hammer of the Scots
*Tongiaki
*Shogun
*Family Business
*Pursuit of Glory
*Tide of Iron with designer series book
*Tikal
*MidEvil
*Travel Boggle Folio
*Travel Scrabble Folio
*Shadow Hunters
*Master of Rules
*Once Upon a Time
*Yomi Lum Bam-Foo deck
*Yomi Argagarg Garg deck


Records

7"
*Belle and Sebastian - I'm a Cuckoo b/w (I Believe In) Travelin' Light
*Bathtub Shitter - One Fun
*Bathtub Shitter - 97 + 3 Shit Points
*Black Eyes - Some Boys b/w Shut Up, I Never
*Black Flag - TV Party
*Blue Meanies/MU330 split
*Blue Meanies - Urine Trouble
*Bright Eyes - Motion Sickness b/w Soon You Will be Leaving Your Man
*Bright Eyes - When the President Talks to God promo
*The Christal Methodists Present: Nevermind Nirvana, It's: Grungicide!
*CKY - Hellview
*Devo - Working in the Coal Mine
*Bob Dylan - Knockin' on Heaven's Door b/w A Fool Such as I
*Frodus/Atomic Fireball split (Japanese alt. cover)
*Gene Defcon - Baby, Hallelujah
*Her Breath on Glass/We are Corpses split
*Her Breath on Glass/Danse Macabre split
*Her Breath on Glass - Singles Club
*Her Breath on Glass/Sofy Major split
*Link 80/Subincision split
*The Locust (2004 repress w/ additional songs, yellow vinyl)
*The Locust/Arab on Radar split (green puddle vinyl)
*Mastic Scum/Rotten Sound
*MGMT - Time to Pretend b/w Weekend Wars BBC Session
*Mineral/Jimmy Eat World/Sense Field split
*Oh No!!  Oh My!!
*Pedro the Lion - Christmas
*Perth Express/Hellstrom split
*Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - Don't Come Around Here No More b/w Trailer
*Reinforce - Youth Shall Sing!
*Ringwurm - Eject the End All
*Sigur Ros - Hljomalind
*Elliott Smith - Needle in the Hay
*Styx - Mr. Roboto b/w Snowblind
*Voodoo Glow Skulls - Dog Pile!
*Stevie Wonder - I Just Called to Say I Love You (Japanese release)


10"
*A Petal Fallen
*Link 80 - Killing Katie
*Perth Express
*Sigur Ros - untitled 10" from the album "( )"
*various - Red Hot + Bothered # 1 w/ zine (featuring Folk Implosion, Noise Addict, Freedom Cruise, Grifters, Liquorice)
*various - Red Hot + Bothered #2 w/ zine (featuring Built to Spill, The Verlaines + Shayne Carter, East River Pipe, Lisa Germano, Cradle Robbers, Jay Farrar + Kelly Willis)


12"
*All - She's my Ex b/w Crazy?
*Bad Brains - Rock for Light
*Bathtub Shitter - Lifetime Shitlist test press
*Black Sabbath - We Sold our Soul for Rock 'n' Roll 2xLP
*Blue Meanies - The Post Wave picture disc
*Bon Jovi - Slippery When Wet
*The Chameleons UK - Strange Times
*The Clash - The Magnificent Dance
*Cockney Rejects - We are the Firm
*Bill Cosby - Is a Very Funny Fellow RIGHT!
*Bill Cosby - Himself
*Bill Cosby - It's True!  It's True!
*Bill Cosby - 'Live': Madison Square Garden Center
*Bill Cosby - More the Best of
*Bill Cosby - "I Started Out as a Child"
*Bill Cosby - Revenge
*Daughters
*Def Jef - Black to the Future
*Devo - Freedom of Choice
*Donovan - Greatest Hits
*Fishbone
*Foreigner - Records
*Funkadelic - One Nation Under a Groove
*Hella - Bitches Ain't Shit but Good People
*Jimi Hendrix Experience - Are You Experienced
*Her Breath on Glass/Championship split
*Hugs (clear vinyl, silkscreened b-side, origami lyrics sheet)
*Michael Jackson - Of the Wall
*Michael Jackson - Thriller
*Michael Jackson - Bad
*Jiyuna! - The Devil is Waiting in the Palace . . . Rush Courageously
*Billy Joel - 52nd Street
*Kaaos - Ristiinnaulittu Kaaos
*Kaospilot (first pressing, brown vinyl)
*The Last Forth Seconds
*Ted Leo and the Pharmacists - Living with the Living 2xLP
*The Locust - Plague Soundscapes picture disc
*Love Like Electrocution (yellow vinyl, silkscreened b-side)
*Lucky Chance - C-C-B
*Madonna - Like a Virgin
*The Mercury Program - From the Vapor of Gasoline
*Mineral - The Power of Failing
*Mineral - EndSerenading
*Misfits - American Psycho
*Mission: - One 2xLP
*Mogwai - Government Commissions 2xLP
*Mu330
*Willie Nelson - Red Headed Stranger
*Willie Nelson and Family Live 2xLP
*Willie Nelson - The Best of
*Nirvana - Bleach
*Refused - The Shape of Punk to Come (2010 2xLP reissue w/ Refused are Fucking Dead DVD)
*Rush - Exit . . . Stage Left 2xLP
*Rush - Moving Pictures
*The Saddest Landscape - Lift Your Burdens High, for this is Where we Cross/Cover Your Heart (clear green "coke bottle" vinyl w/ hand painted cover)
*The Saddest Landscape - The Sound of the Spectacle
*Sex Pistols - Never Mind the Bollocks
*Small Brown Bike - Our Own Wars
*Cat Stevens - greatest hits
*Voodoo Glow Skulls - Coloring is Fun (clear vinyl w/ glow in the dark priting on B-side, w/ coloring book)
*Voodoo Glow Skulls - Who is, this is?
*The Who - Tommy 2xLP
*Neil Young - Harvest
*Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention - One Size Fits All

*Zillertal Band - German Beer Drinking

РЕПЕР СЯВА - ОТДЫХАЕМ ХОРОШО

SWIM!

Party time

Phil Davison

Rad Skate Vid!

Technoviking!

Work Drawings

Edward Fortyhands

According to Wikipedia

"one night of Edward Fortyhands may seem like a fun way to spend a few hours, but it can quickly spiral out of control and land your teen in the hospital—or the morgue."

How to smell like a gutter

From the box:

"Is this the scent of Anarchy? Certainly, there’s a revolution in this bottle. It's the fresh, restless bite of lemon, sharpened and intensified by a defiant black pepper. Electrified by aldehydes, the fragrance exudes pure energy, pared down and pumped up by leather, shot through with heliotrope and brought back down to earth by a raunchy patchouli. To wear this scent, you must resist tradition, fight conformity, and disregard aromatic conventions. In the spirit of punk, you are willing to express yourself with abandon. You take risks, and you wouldn't be adverse to creating a little mayhem. Sex Pistols the perfume. Feed your inner rebel."

Sometimes I think I should have spent my college years studying writing, so that I could not only waste away in a sea of cheap beer and cheaper whiskey, but I could create such poetic marketing one-sheets before passing out on the kitchen floor and call it homework. And I say that only somewhat facetiously. Regardless, this is quite a fuck you to everybody who ever thought that the Pistols were anything more than a marketing gimmick to begin with.

We're pretty, pretty fragrant.


From Paste:

If you’ve ever wanted to smell like Johnny Rotton, you’re in luck: the NME reports that The Sex Pistols are launching a line of their own perfume.

Live Nation Merchandise, the group’s promoter, teamed up with Parisian perfume company Etat Libre d’Orange to create a unisex scent inspired by the iconic punk rockers.

Packaged with the artwork from the “God Save The Queen” single, the perfume will hit stores on this side of the pond on Sept. 10.

The NME is also reporting that a Never Mind The Bollocks line of soap will be available later this year, because even anti-Christs and anarchists need to shower.

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Hay bale clothes

VIP Parking

Down tuuu in a luleelurah

Youtube Classic: Grape Stomp Lady

Corey Haim

I witnessed a murder

That Japanese Guy

Muammar al-Gaddafi

Ice Cream and Cake

Back from Jersey

This was in Jersey:


These were not:



http://cooldogs.tumblr.com

Lookin' Ass Nigga

In this city . . . .

RAD OMEN - "Rad Anthem" from Nicholaus Goossen on Vimeo.

Darth Vader Robs a Fuckin' Bank

Evil Empire: Darth Vader Robber Had Yankees Backpack

The troubled elder Skywalker who robbed a Long Island bank Thursday morning really was allied with the evil empire—just not in a galaxy far, far away. The robber allegedly threw a Yankees drawstring backpack at the teller and demanded that she fill it with money. Finally, stone cold proof!

It also turns out that the bystander who allegedly tried to hug the Dark Lord was really trying to take him down. A witness told the Post that the man attempted to reason with Vader, telling him to "stop playing around." But he apparently didn't know the power of the dark side, as Vader pulled out a gun and said, "I will shoot you in the face! This is not a joke!" The threat didn't come from the ominous James Earl Jones voice associated with the character, but a voice that sounded more like a "squeaky teenager." Can you think of anyone else who would own a full Darth Vader costume?

The string of quirky robberies this week has officials warning again that banks are too welcoming, with open space and comfy couches making robbers feel like there is less security. But Michael Smith, president of the New York Bankers Association, says they are making strides. He told the Daily News, "The fact that [in some banks] you cannot see the security so blatantly does not mean it's not there. There are numerous surveillance cameras recording footage from the minute you walk into the branch." However, cops have yet to nab Vader, who by now must be on his way to ComicCon.

FUPA

Slurpee vs. Ice Cream

Unfortunately, he was wrong

Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

It's like human frogger

Me & my buddy Rick

That's me and my good pal, Rick Stetta, you know, no big deal. Rick is the only player in history to simultaneously hold the Professional and Amateur Pinball Association (PAPA) international title, the International Flipper Pinball Association world title, and the Pinball Expo's Flip Out title. Sports Illustrated even did an article on this guy!

Fredfuck's berfdeigh!

Brokeback by the Bell

June 28

California Extreme

Tomorrow is California Extreme



Fuck yes!

POOP!

Of all the tattoos posted at Awful Tattoos, this one really spoke to me.

Blatimore MARC vs. Boston T

VS


July 9, 2010, from Barbie:

The T may smell like fart, but the MARC train smells like fresh turd. Baltimore win.

Damn.

New Mexico Man Is Set On Fire by His Friends After Losing Drinking Bet

This is what happens when you don't drink enough.

LAS CRUCES, N.M.

A 47-year-old man's friends set his prosthetic leg on fire after he lost a drinking bet, causing him to suffer severe burns to his buttocks and lower back. Dona Ana County sheriff's deputies found the man naked on the side of U.S. Route 70 with his prosthetic leg in flames. Deputies learned that the man and his friends were drinking Monday and bet that whoever drank the least would be set on fire.

The man told investigators that at six beers, he drank the least, and agreed to let his friends set him on fire.

He said his friends ignited his prosthetic leg, and the flames spread to his body.

The sheriff's office said the man took his clothes off because of the pain and his friends decided to take him to the hospital. But they got nervous and instead dropped him off on the side of the highway.

The man was taken to a Texas burn treatment center.

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Information from: the Las Cruces Sun-News, http://www.lcsun-news.com/

Brodyquest!

Mike showed me this in Jersey:

Kid Frankie

This song's about me!


Wiz Khalifa uses only the finest bottled water for his bong. Also, where can I get that lighter?

Do the chickens have large talons?

No god is safe from Chicago Ted.